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Archive for May, 2012

Point #25: Productive Delays

Ever flown anywhere and had your flight delayed, had to wait to check-in at a hotel or been delayed because of a breakdown in public transportation or a car break down? Seems to happen to all of us. How does it make you feel? Is the time a waste or profitably used?

Here are 3 simple thoughts to help for the inevitable NEXT delay:

1) Keep positive. We can’t change the situation. Pull out your iPad, PC or 4G phone and get some work done. Thanks to connectivity, you can still be ‘in the office’. If you can’t get signal, awesome time to work ‘off line’.

2) Be at the head or the end of the queue. At the head, you get the best seats and first choice of options. At the end of the line, you have gotten more work done while ‘they’ figure out what to do for you. While others are standing as they wait in a queue, you are sitting and working or relaxing.

3) Take a different tact. See it as an opportunity to plan, read a book (Kindle or real book) or just take a snooze. Any of these options may be the most productive use of that time. While others arrive stressed out and harried… you arrive rested (well… a bit more rested) and relaxed.

Bottomline: Don’t sweat it. Crashing and ending up dead would be a much worse option than a delay. True?

Smile Maker: More interesting choices of English

Supermarket sign in Hong Kong:
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.

Hotel sign Moscow (opposite Russian cemetery):
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

Ad from the Soviet Weekly:
There will be a Moscow exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

Newspaper report from East Africa:
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.

Point #24: Martial Arts Lesson #1: Strive…

41 years ago, I started practicing karate. Our first philosophy principle is, “Strive to make yourself one step better from that day at which you were born.” This lesson has made me successful, happy, healthier and more productive. Let it do the same for you.

Every day strive to learn something new. Strive to get stronger, physically, mentally, spiritually. Strive to be the best parent, worker, friend, son/daughter, spouse you can be.

The amazing thing about striving is what WE become through ‘striving.’ Muscles get stronger with striving. Will grows and multiplies. Defeat is unthinkable as hurdles are just something to jump over, unable to stop us. No matter what life throws at us, with the grace of God, we can jump higher, stretch further, run longer, catch-up, make-up and become more through striving.

I feel sorry for people who ‘take it easy’. They never will know the joy of achieving stretch goals and beating seemingly impossible odds. Ha! The only thing holding us back is our laziness and unwillingness to strive. STRIVE and we can achieve. Strive and we can grow. Strive… and we can overcome. STRIVE!

Smile Maker: Hotel Brochures and Signs Translated to English

Hotel brochure in Italy
This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.

Hotel bedroom sign in Japan
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Hotel sign in Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

Hotel lobby sign in Bucharest:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

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